write in C :)

WRITE IN C
(sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
“Write in C.”

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers”
“Write in C.”

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you’ve just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won’t quite cut it.
Write in C.

Guitar Solo

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don’t even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the edior is bugging me.
I’m sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.

A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80’s,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.

Microsoft VS Volkswagen

billyvsvolks

Bill Gates Microsoftun bir seminerinde bilgisayar
sektorundeki
gelismenin
hizini anlatmak icin soyle bir
benzetme yapmis.

“Eger Volkswagen firmasi son 25 yil icinde bilgisayar
sektoru kadar hizli gelismis olsaydi bugun 500 dolara
alacagimiz arabalara 25 dolarlik benzin koyup dunya
turu
atmamiz mumkun olacakti”

Birkac gun sonra VW firmasinin bir basin aciklamasi
yayinlanmis.
“Eger otomotiv sektoru Bill Gates ‘in isletim sistemi
gibi
gelismis olsaydi, her alacagimiz arabada tek koltuk
olacak,
diger koltuklar icin extra lisans parasi odemek
zorunda
kalacaktik; arabamiz sadece bizim urettigimiz benzinle

calisacak; gosterge tablosundaki tum ikaz ve uyari
isiklari yerine uzerinde,

ARABANIZ GEcERSIZ BIR ISLEM YuRuTTu VE KAPATILACAKTIR

yazan tek bir lamba olacakti. Ayrica her
kazadan sonra
arabanin hava yastiklari acilmadan once bir dugmenin
uzerinde

HAVA YASTIKLARI, AcILACAK EMIN MISINIZ?

diyen bir isik yanacakti”